2 Things in Life I Don't Mess With, Rattlesnakes & Condoms - Teal T-Shirt

Some lessons you only need to learn once — this shirt makes sure everyone knows you already did.
The “2 Things in Life I Don’t Mess With: Rattlesnakes & Condoms” tee delivers that perfect mix of reckless honesty and sharp humor, all wrapped in a premium tri-blend fabric that feels broken-in from day one. Durable, soft, and unapologetically cheeky, it’s built for guys who like their style loud and their warnings clear. Throw it on when you want to keep the vibe fun, fearless, and just a little dangerous — exactly how it should be.

Details:
Premium tri-blend: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
Regular cut with a vintage feel
Durable side-seamed construction
Responsibly sourced materials

We don’t do warehouses full of stale tees. Every drop is limited, and your order is made fresh, on demand, the moment you hit buy. It’s better for the planet, designed for better quality, and made to upgrade your wardrobe. Shipments go out a couple days after you order to make sure it's fresh and we always have your size available.