I Love To Go Golfing and Get Away From My Wife Who Loves to Bitch About Me Golfing - Emerald T-Shirt

From far away, it’s wholesome. Up close, it’s brutally honest.
This tee is for the golfer who loves the game… and the temporary peace it provides. At first glance it reads “I Love My Wife,” but step into your personal space and the real message comes through: “I love to go golfing and get away from my wife who loves to bitch about me golfing.”

Printed on our ultra-soft, premium tri-blend fabric, this shirt delivers comfort, swagger, and a quiet little rebellion—perfect for tee boxes, bar stools, and every guy who’s mastered the art of strategic escape.

Wear it proudly. Wear it boldly. Wear it knowing you’re not alone.

Details:
Premium tri-blend: 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
Pre-shrunk for consistent fit
Regular cut with a vintage feel
Durable side-seamed construction
Responsibly sourced materials

We don’t do warehouses full of stale tees. Every drop is limited, and your order is made fresh, on demand, the moment you hit buy. It’s better for the planet, designed for better quality, and made to upgrade your wardrobe. Shipments go out a couple days after you order to make sure it's fresh and we always have your size available.